Gifset of my favourite MCR video for anonymous.

(Source: mpreq, via too-much-lonely-space)

fit-angel-riss:

flabofsteel:

alesusknowles:

icecream-eaterrr:

medusaexposed:

When I’m feeling my outfit

me evry weekend

Me seducing myself

Me when I see my food coming

I don’t remember this part of Cinderella

(Source: schwarzfee, via txlover)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via knee-scrapers)

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via ihateme-sounoriginal)

xplosivediarrhea:

"can you give this to me in quarters?"

(Source: j5h, via olitwist)

sir-hobbes:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

*intense drooling*

(Source: natallie-dormer, via thatoneguyfromthatoneshow)

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via disposable-spleen)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via intheend-therewilbe-fallenangels)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via intheend-therewilbe-fallenangels)

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

(Source: versaceslut, via kroostenx)