ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THE ACTUAL SKELETON WAR THAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
- First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
- Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
Happy Birthday Mitch Lucker
RIP and #NeverForget
*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness
When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:
both of my legs are asleep
Draw dicks on them
calling cops pigs is really offensive. pigs are kind, gentle, intelligent creatures. don’t compare them to cops
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
forever reblog. dat elbow
The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?
her shoulders. they’re… bare.
She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.
guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court
That’s how many days there are in a year
No there is 365
Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t