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rightsideofthewrongsideof:

ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THE ACTUAL SKELETON WAR THAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

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  • First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
  • Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

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sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

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spaloonbabuguuscooties:

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i didnt study for this

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bryanstars:

Happy Birthday Mitch Lucker

RIP and #NeverForget

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illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

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When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

subwaywithinmymind:

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slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

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princeowl:

calling cops pigs is really offensive. pigs are kind, gentle, intelligent creatures. don’t compare them to cops

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

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nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

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guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

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Anonymous asked:

345

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

jpgay:

woodlandsway:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠

oh shit rebekah watch out 

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